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Three steps to a better website
Paste your website address and hit the roast button. We take it from here.
Our AI delivers 3 brutally honest observations about your site. Free. No signup.
Pay $9 for a 15+ page PDF with Lighthouse scores, SEO fixes, UX analysis, and action items.
Fast, specific, and cheap enough to run before a redesign, launch, or client review.
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