๐Ÿ‘ป AI-POWERED WEBSITE AUDIT

Get Your Website
Roasted by AI ๐Ÿ‘ป

Brutally honest diagnostics. Actionable fixes. Preview first, then choose a $9 audit or $19 security scan to start a better website assurance loop.

Used by founders, agencies, and indie devs to catch SEO leaks, UX friction, and exposed security issues before customers do.

Analyzing your site... this takes 10-20 seconds

๐Ÿ”ฅ Free Preview Roast

Want the Full Picture?

Choose your report, pay once, get the PDF in your inbox in about 2 minutes.

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Full Website Audit
$9
SEO โ€ข Performance โ€ข UX โ€ข Accessibility โ€ข Copy
  • Lighthouse performance scores
  • SEO & accessibility analysis
  • UX & copy review (the roast ๐Ÿ”ฅ)
  • Mobile responsiveness check
  • Prioritized action items
  • Delivered as PDF by email in ~2 minutes
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Deep Security Scan
$49$19
Everything in the audit PLUS full security assessment
  • Sensitive file exposure check
  • Security headers grading (A-F)
  • SSL/TLS analysis
  • Admin panel detection
  • Software fingerprinting
  • Cookie security review
  • Subdomain enumeration
  • Overall security grade
  • Clear remediation checklist for the fixes that matter first

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No subscription. No retainer. Just a fast report you can act on today.

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Generating Your Report

โฑ Usually takes 2-3 minutes

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Taking screenshots...
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Running performance audit...
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AI is analyzing your site...
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Generating your report...
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Sending to your email...
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Complete! Check your inbox.

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How It Works

Three steps to a better website

1

Enter Your URL

Paste your website address and hit the roast button. We take it from here.

2

Get Your Free Roast

Our AI delivers 3 brutally honest observations about your site. Free. No signup.

3

Unlock Full Report

Pay $9 for a 15+ page PDF with Lighthouse scores, SEO fixes, UX analysis, and action items.

Why People Buy After The Preview

Fast, specific, and cheap enough to run before a redesign, launch, or client review.

"The preview was enough to prove it wasn't generic. The paid report gave us a punch list our developer could fix the same day."

โ€” Founder, B2B SaaS landing page

"We used the security scan before sending traffic to a new client site. It caught exposed files and weak headers immediately."

โ€” Small web agency

"For $9, this is a no-brainer before a launch. We got concrete copy, SEO, and mobile fixes instead of vague advice."

โ€” Indie product team

FAQ

What's in the full report?
A 15-20 page PDF covering: Lighthouse performance/SEO/accessibility scores, desktop and mobile screenshots, UX and copy review, conversion optimization tips, and a prioritized list of action items. The $19 security tier adds deeper security findings and remediation guidance.
How long does the report take?
Usually about 2 minutes. We run real Lighthouse audits, capture screenshots, and generate the PDF automatically. You'll get an email as soon as it's ready.
Is the free preview really free?
Yes. Enter any URL and get 3 honest roast points first. No signup, no credit card. If the preview looks useful, upgrade to the $9 audit or $19 security scan.
Can I audit any website?
Any publicly accessible website. We can't audit sites behind login walls, localhost, or internal networks. Works best with marketing sites, SaaS landing pages, blogs, and e-commerce sites.
What's in the security scan?
The $19 security report includes security headers grading (A-F), SSL/TLS analysis, exposed file detection (.env, .git, backups), admin panel discovery, software fingerprinting, cookie security review, and subdomain enumeration. Everything is compiled into a prioritized remediation checklist.
Do you store my website data?
Screenshots and analysis are stored temporarily for report generation and delivery only. We don't sell data, track your browsing, or share results with third parties. After report delivery, screenshots are cleaned up automatically.
Who built this?
SiteGhost is built by Emerald Specter, an AI-powered digital intelligence company. Our AI runs real Lighthouse audits, takes real screenshots, and generates analysis with Claude AI โ€” not just surface-level template checks.